Meditation for March 31st, 2016
Trump Will Be President Because of You
Trigger Warning: political post, looking at yourself, inciting change, dramatic, generalizations, dark humor, privilege, confrontational
On November 8th Americans will walk to the voter booths and choose a President of these United States of America and one of the choices is Donald John Quimby Francis Trump. There are some pretty good odds that Trump will be sworn in. Some of you are already looking at Canadian property, some of you are laughing and a few of you that I know love the idea.
There are a few reasons you are letting Trump be president.
You turned your back on high class culture and started paying attention to reality television, listening to pop performers, reading young adult fiction or watching the movies based on young adult fiction because it was ironic and funny, but then all of the sudden everyone was only paying attention to those things and high class culture became what old people feebly hung on to before they died. Trump came back because of reality television and a Comedy Central roast, so the same people that brought you Jon Stewart brought you the next President of the United States of America because he was roasted by Seth MacFarlane, Snoop Dogg, Lisa Lampenelli and cultural icon Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino.
You would not let go of the eighties. You might be more interested in the punk and new wave fads of the 80s, but Donald Trump is also a nostalgic throw back from those cocaine-fueled years. This is another ironic just became serious dilemma, but Donald Trump is friends and hung out with your heroes from the 80s. Donald Trump is still on everyone’s mind because you just would not stop wanting to hear 80s songs and watch 80s TV.
He is igniting his followers into a frenzy reacting to your culture. You wanted this culture and now people are reacting to it and someone whose name rhymes with Wonald Crump is capitalizing on it. It’s great to speed up educating people on diversity, political correction and the problem with white privilege, but too fast and you get a crowd of privileged white people who don’t want to face the fact that they are doing great at the sacrifice of others, that other people don’t have the same means to succeed, that other people aren’t safe – especially from the police, and that immigration and different points of view are the spice of life into a frenzy and trying to find something to blame for their own mistakes and it looks like this year’s flavor is immigrants, Muslims, women and minorities.
You voted for the black guy. He turned the country into a communist soup kitchen and declared Sharia law. Also, there are no guns anymore, so we are now all vegans. Bummer you did that.
You spent too much time playing Hillary and Bernie against each other like rival college football teams. It never came down to facts, just Hillary said this, lied about that, cancelled Firefly, misspelled potatoe, too whiny and other non-essential policies that could be important to learn when wanting to choose the right candidate for President. Bernie got all the underdog, the media isn’t fair to him, these polls that are suspect prove that he beats the GOP dudes more than the lady does, Killer Mike is his friend, birds act like Disney birds around him and sing songs while dressing him and that his plans for America has to be paid somewhere and none of the economists you have posted have really answered that question truthfully, or the fact that he can’t do any of that as a President.
Now Bernie supporters would rather shoot themselves in the foot than vote for Hillary, so here is how Trump wins in November. Bernie has been to lenient on Madame Secretary Clinton because of ethics, which is commendable, but do you think the Republicans aren’t going to spin Nukes and tear her down?
Some of you won’t vote no matter what because of the old powers that be are the same or the system is corrupt, but I’m not going to stir that wasps’ nest.
Some of you won’t vote because you are straight up lazy and think that none of this will actually affect you. If you are a CIS heterosexual, white, Angelo Saxon male with roots in evangelical Christianity then you are right, whoever wins makes you a winner, but anything outside that very narrow classification will get fucked, but enjoy your video games and E! shows.
So on behalf of people who tried at one time and more than some reshares of suspect articles on Facebook, thank you for Donald John Trump. This is gonna be fun.
Prayer
Loki,
Since I am white male straight,
I can get away with Trump being Prez,
Part of me,
The part that worships you, Chaos,
Wants it to happen.
It would be part lesson learned,
Part fun to watch it all burn,
And part horror.
The horror would be all the people that will be affected.
Muslim immigrants, citizens and refugees running away from our messes in the Middle East.
Fuck it,
Maybe Trump will just hurry up the end,
Instead of grasping on this illusion of Nationalistic greatness.
Maybe Trump is just what this country needs…
…nay, this world!
Craft
[Due to huge cuts in the Arts by the Trump Administration, we will be only doing prayers from here on out and only to Jesus – the Christmas one not the Easter one because the Easter one is too Catholic. To ensure that Christian feelings were not hurt in the making of this blog, the author wishes to make amends to you and your religion, the recognized religion of the United States of America. While making fun of other people is just freedom of speech, poking fun of one’s religion is a grave sin and if any further fun making is done, this author will be facing time. God bless President Donald Trump and God bless these United States of America.]
Goal
Careful what is cool now and what you are into now because you might be growing a tyrant who has the money, the power and the means to become the most powerful person in the world.
Sleep tight.