Author: David

Meditation for August 28th, 2016 Being Offended Versus Being Scared For You Life Here at the news bureau for the Center for Learning Arts and Journalistic Integrity at the University of Cracked Pot Meditations we take offending people very seriously. We love to offend people. We want you squirming in your seat. We want you […]

Meditation for July 27th, 2016 Cupping Cupping is taking cups and sticking it on the skin creating suction and bringing inflammation to the cupped area. It works because it has been around for over 5000 years and yes, the Chinese used it. This has gained popularization due to swimmers swearing by it during the Rio […]

Meditation for August 26th, 2016 Laugh At Yourself So many people walk this earth taking everything seriously. They see a world that is happening to them rather than just absurdly happening. They are in the stage as the main star of the play rather than just a piece of a bigger production.  To survive in […]

Meditation for August 24th, 2016 Being Accountable Sometimes I don’t have anything amazing to say, so I just keep showing up no matter what.  I show up if I’m uncomfortable.  I show up if I’m angry.  I show up if I’m extremely scared.  I’ll even show up if I’m down and sad.  Depression won’t stop […]

Meditation for August 23rd, 2016 How To Keep Your Significant Other According To Their Astrological Sign Each astrological sign has a sweet spot where knowing this will make them yours forever – and who doesn’t want someone forever? Sometime this little secret is the only reason this person will stay with you when everything else […]

Meditation for August 22nd, 2016 8 signs you are a successful person 1. You’re an extroverted asshole Not only are you outgoing and talkative, but you don’t care who you throw under the bus to get what you want.  2. You are ready to steal ideas You can take someone else’s idea and wrap it […]

Meditation for August 20th, 2016 Yoga is for Nazis Yoga is a popular Eastern form of meditation practiced by hippies across our great country. They will adopt a lot of the Hindu religious practices to accent their yoga practice.  First off to understand the Hindu religion, one must understand the Hindu caste system.  There are […]

Meditation for August 19th, 2016 Jesus Was A Leo Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho! It was 2010 years ago on this day that our Lord & Savior, Yeshua Q. Christ was born. Hallelujah! Oh, wait, you thought Jesus was born on December 25th, 0? LOL! No, silly, people in charge of the church back in […]

Meditation for August 18, 2016 Oregonian Support and Grief Group “Welcome to the Oregonian Support and Grief Group. This is a safe place where we can air our grievances and fears about people moving here and belittling us. We’ll start with any newcomers.” “Hello, my name is Tre, and I have lived in Portland since […]