Author: David

Meditation for July 18th, 2016 Your Mala Beads Mala beads are those little stone beads found draped on yoga practitioners, buddhists and Asian culture aficionados everywhere. They are used to keep count of mantras and prayers, much like the Rosary beads of the Catholics. The usual count is 108, but mala beads come in different […]

Meditation for July 17th, 2016 Being Into Eveything That Everyone Else Is Into Because Everyone Else Is Into Something And You Can’t Ever Be Alone Or Not Do The Same Things As Eveyone Else We find ourselves fighting to be apart of something bigger than yourselves. Like the cells that make up our own bodies, […]

Meditation for July 15th, 2016 Chakra Clogs Human beings have seven chakras. When flowing properly, one is united with the universe. Sometimes our chakras get clogged and we have to dump spiritual hair remover to get rid of those clogs.  Here are the different chakras, their clogs and how to roto-root those clogs.  Root Chakra […]

Meditation for July 14th, 2016 Small is good enough To keep my finger on the people’s pulse, I work as a barista at a local grocery store. I don’t have to because I take in a lot of money running and operating this meditation practice, but if I were to focus my whole time, I […]

Meditation for July 13th, 2016 Boredom Will Save Your Life People will try anything in their power to not be bored. The great savior of our time is the smart phone. Perusing social media, playing games and surfing the net wherever you are. No more standing there staring at nothing like a video game character […]

Meditation for July 12th, 2016 Hillary Diane Rodham “Lucky Knuckles” Clinton Born October 26th, 1947 Sign: Scorpio Element: Water Color: Red, Rust, and Scarlet Fever Ruler: Pluto (Which sucks because she ain’t a planet anymore) Scorpios are hot-tempered tyrannical who is always searching for truth. These land lobsters that can kill you with a stinging […]

Meditation for July 11th, 2016 The Dangers of Being a Man Being a man is horrible. If you aren’t a man or identify as not a man, then you have have no idea how difficult each day is to wake up a man. We throw around the word privilege like it is this great power […]

Meditation for July 9th, 2016 Donald John “Boom Boom” Trump Born June 14th, 1946 Gemini Stone: Agate, Topaz and White Guy Blues Rock Colors: Blue or Yellow Element: Air – Hot Air Being a Gemini means Donald is a wishy washy and bored easily. He can be in the middle deciding on one decision and already […]