Meditation for May 31st, 2016
11 Ways You Know You’ve Found the Woman of Your Wildest Dreams
Hey, fellas, if you find a chick with even half of these qualities, put a ring on that! A good woman is hard to find, amirite?
She is smart
There is nothing sexy than a woman who knows stuff. You want to be with someone that you don’t have to keep explaining how the world works. The dumb girl bit is so old and tired, let the boys have those, but for me, a nice smarty pants is the way into my pants.
She is hot
That’s right, number 2 is how hot is she. There are a lot of smart girls out there and there are a lot of hot girls, but smart AND hot? That is a combo of dreams. You want to talk, but you also want to get naked. You’re gonna have to see this girl in the morning, so make sure she’s a 10 and not an ouch!
She is kind and nurturing.
You might get this broad preggers, so make sure she has that maternal instinct, and it is also nice if she knows how to take care of you. Smart, hot and knows how to cook! Sign me up!
She is passionate
You don’t want to spend your entire relationship on a couch watching Netflix and literally chillin’, you want someone who is into having adventures and knows how to keep things exciting, if you know what I mean.
She makes you feel her love
It’s nice if a woman will show you how much she loves you so that you aren’t up all night wondering if she’s that into you. Pick a chick who is borderline. Those kinda girls are challenging and can get kinda scary sometimes, but you will never doubt that she isn’t having some kind of feeling for you.
She’s open to compromises
Don’t get some chick that has to be right all the time or spends her day on some kind of girl quest. A good woman knows when it’s time to make compromises to keep her man. So when he wants a threesome, stop looking at it in the jealousy women are objects kind of way and start talking your hot friends into joining in.
Being around her feels like home
It should, because you’ve moved into her place after the first night you two made love. This could cause you to be homeless if you change your mind or fuck up the relationship, but home is where your toothbrush is.
She balances strong and feminine perfectly
She looks hot in lingerie and she knows the hockey score. You don’t want some girly-girl and you don’t want some tomboy, but a nice balance. Nothing more annoying then explaining downs in football every fall. Right, guys?
She’s not suffocating but isn’t afraid to get involved
She lets you do whatever you want until you need her to help you. Basically you want a woman who won’t bother you but is always available. ALWAYS AVAILABLE! Too much of a life outside of the relationship will hinder her will to serve and giver her crazy ideas when her girlfriends start talking about their men.
She’s got a cracking sense of humor
This means a girl who knows that one of her jobs is to laugh at all your jokes. ALL OF THEM! Yes, even those jokes. A girl should have self-deprecating humor, but in God’s name don’t make fun of your man! Take a little heat now and then when he’s feeling low and needs to be cool in front of his friends, but don’t try and talk back.
She just oozes sex appeal
A woman should be sexy all the time. A woman who can make dishwashing, cooking, doing laundry, mowing the lawn, fixing the PS4, handling the bookies or whatever else a girl does in a day, sexy, then you found the one.
Put a ring on it, gents!