Meditation for May 30th, 2016
15 Ways You Know You Are Dating Man Instead of A Little Boy
1. Says something about priorities
A man has things that need to be attending to. Little boys wait for mommy to do it for them. Do you want to be a mommy?
2. He’s got some goals
It’s to publish a comic book, but a boy just wants to read comic books. People with no jobs read comic books.
3. A man has responsibilities
A man will show up to court on time and attend his community service as expected by the court. A boy will only cause mischief and never break any real laws. You want to date Al Capone (minus the syphilis) or Dennis the Menace, ladies?
4. How does he refer to you?
Does he call you his main squeeze or his old battle axe? Does he mention you as his old lady or his rusty ball and chain? That’s a man! A boy calls you sweetie and honey. Barf!
5. Can he communicate?
A boy will just puke out about his day while a man just grits his teeth and tenses his jaw. Don’t you want to talk more than pat him in the head and say, good boy?
6. Does he have strong work ethic?
Does he go to work? Then he’s a man. Does he go to a job? Then he’s a little boy working for the summer.
7. Is he honest?
A man will never be caught lying. A boy gives away his tells and gets caught. What you don’t know won’t hurt you. So don’t ask if you don’t want a certain answer.
8. Does he know who he is?
A man doesn’t give a fuck! Cars, sports and boobs! A boy is into specific musical genres, a very specific fashion style and will be okay without boobs.
9. Does he want to stimulate his mind?
A man will stimulate his mind on his own time, thank you very much. A boy will make it absolutely clear that he is stimulating his mind, and that he’s a vegan, gluten free, atheist, into only second wave ska, blah, blah, blah…
10. Is he serious about his future?
Is he only wanting you right now and he’ll ‘see about a future?’ Then he is just a boy. A man wants to be locked down in marriage and start a family because marriage still make sense after all these centuries.
11. Does he pick up the phone?
Men use the phone, boys use text, email, Facebook posts, Facebook messenger, Twitter, tumblr, Instagram (both DM and commenting @you), AIM, Yahoo whatchamacallits, Reddit, Ask Jeeves, Yahoo Answers, etc…
There is no exceptions.
12. What is his purpose?
A boy is trying to find his purpose and a man knows there is no purpose but futile struggling before becoming nothing.
13. Does he have baggage?
Oh, yes, a man will have baggage. A boy is about to make you baggage.
14. How does he handle a first date?
A man pays for dinner and takes you back to his place where he shows you his record collection, fishing trophies and his 8 1/2 inch penis while lying across a bear skin rug that he killed and skinned before a blazing fire to some Chuck Mangione as you orgasm before he even touches you. A boy will go Dutch, go to your place, dry-hump and then you wake up with his toothbrush in your bathroom and he will spend the next 218 nights there.
15. Does he consider others?
A man will save a puppy from a burning house, but he will not care about any drama. A boy will be up in everyone’s business.
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