Meditation for August 22nd, 2016
8 signs you are a successful person
1. You’re an extroverted asshole
Not only are you outgoing and talkative, but you don’t care who you throw under the bus to get what you want.
2. You are ready to steal ideas
You can take someone else’s idea and wrap it up in a personal bow and present it better than the original idea. You sometimes call it “open minded”.
3. You won’t admit you were ever wrong or are on the wrong path
Death before dishonor. To be successful, you can’t ever had made a mistake and you can’t admit when you’re on a sinking ship. It can be other people’s fault or you can say you were saying this won’t work all along.
4. You have a huge pain threshold
Most people fail because they are short sited and want instant gratification. Successful people know how to get wrecked and experience excruciating pain for a long time to succeed. It is better if other people suffer instead, but whatevez.
5. You really know how to use your strengths
You are a fucking bully.
6. You are ambitious
Fuck love, passion, freedom, relaxation, leisure, and friendship or family, ambition is the most important motivation to get up in the morning.
7. You set goals
That’s nice that you know what you want, how to get what you want, who has what you want and what little goals it takes to realize those goals.
8. You are always doing
You can’t stay still. You’re in yoga, doing Pilates, jogging, taking a water coloring class, having coffee with friends and trying to help them understand your other friend, reading important books and skimming Huffington Post and UPROXX for inspiration.