Meditation for December 2nd, 2016
Beauty Secrets
Nothing makes a person uglier that when a person reads a menu that is up high on the wall. You squint your eyes and leave your mouth agape for a long period of time. This is enough time for a future love to see your stupid face and not fall in love with you and leave you to spend the rest of your life alone and pitiful.
When you walk into a coffee shop where the menu is up high, know what you want without looking up at the menu. It’s 2016 for God’s sake.
The only thing uglier is looking up from your phone when you realize that it’s your turn to order to look up and squint your eyes and open your mouth a tad bit.
Stop it or die alone.