Meditation for July 12th, 2016
Hillary Diane Rodham “Lucky Knuckles” Clinton
Born October 26th, 1947
Sign: Scorpio
Element: Water
Color: Red, Rust, and Scarlet Fever
Ruler: Pluto (Which sucks because she ain’t a planet anymore)
Scorpios are hot-tempered tyrannical who is always searching for truth. These land lobsters that can kill you with a stinging tail or pinch you with fucking pinchers, are always passionate and very assertive about their passions. They are stubborn and once they get an idea in their head, they will not give up.
Once a land lobster loves you, you have a partner and sensual lover for life. A scorpio will never ever leave you no matter how big of a jackass you are. Scorpios love a good crisco lard massage to the sounds of Thurl Ravenscroft.
A Scorpio cannot stand a slow bumbling idiot, so you better be on your game when matching wits with one of these armored stingers. If you can at least keep up with a scorpions wit, you have a friend for life. If you let them down once – just once – you will get stung, motherfucker!
These fall babies love to horde money. They are willing to work for it, but they won’t spend it. They love to find ways to make lots of money. They are always scheming and coming up with entrepreneurial plans to make a buck.
The scorpio loves her secrets and will keep them till the end of the earth. Scorpios are very protective of their lives and what the rest of the world can see and can’t see. They are hidden under armor protected by a stinger tail and pinchers for God’s sake, you ask her about her secrets!
Scorpions need to be right no matter what. Even at the cost of their own safety and their loved ones safety, a Scorpio will be right.
1947 the year of the Pig
Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 9/11/12, and 1/17/98
Lucky colors: yellow, gold, grey and Gap blue
Lucky flowers: hydrangea, daisy and gennifer
A pig will set her eyes on a goal, she will be a stubborn sow and do whatever it takes to see that goal through. Pigs won’t ask for help, but is happy to help others if the cameras are there. Pigs love to solve problems, if it’s other people’s problems.
Pigs love to wine and dine, but usually knows when to slow down and not turn into a lush. They also can handle a lot of stress, especially if it’s technical issues like email.
Pigs want their office life to be their social life. They aren’t interested in picnics and neighbors standing around a BBQ, they want martini lunches and dinner parties where people in the industry get together and just talks shop.
Unfortunately Pigs will never have an easy time with their job life. They used to do what they were actually supposed to do, but they left that career for some reason and have tried ever since to fulfill some sort of vague dream, but it always feels like an upstream battle.
Pigs are usually forbidden from loaning people money.
Pigs will stress out over the small things. It won’t be an invasion that will make a pig snap, it is pouring a bowl of cereal and then finding out there is no milk = suicide.