Meditation for October 18th, 2016
I Herby…
I am a master of a lot of things. Meditation, spirituality, psychology, sociology, hater of the Dalai Lama, and many other disciplines. I also am a master of American law. I was raised by a lawyer and his education and practice has made me a lawyer by nepotism.
One of the lesser known laws is that if you write it on your Facebook wall then it is law. If you want to protect and copyright your intellectual property, you just say it is so.
A fine example of a post I have been seeing this week:
Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook’s privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
I of course used my legal cunningness to the max by turning this law to my favor by stating:
Today is the day. I saved all my money and put into purchasing lot of your Facebook accounts. I now get to use your likeness, posts, pictures, candy crush scores and information however I like. Channel 13 warned you, and a lot of you did nothing, and now I own your online persona. I get to post on your behalf without your consent and sell your information to advertisers. This also means pictures you posted of loved ones and family including your children. Hahahahaha!!!
To those of you that posted the legal jargon preventing this from happening, curse you, curse you all to hell.
Using this method of law we can change a lot of thing in our lives.
Home
I hereby declare the property, the structure wherein and the equipment and materials necessary to create a home be mine. All person and persons previously on the property and dwelling in the structure that hereby built for the usage as a house as a shelter must henceforth vacate the premises in accordance to Oregon Timeshare statute 65.959 and 94.807. Since this has been published on a public forum (my Facebook profile is set to public), this has therefore come to pass.
Murder
I hereby declare my grave dislike of one M. ___________. Therefore the hate that my mind and heart has upon the dearly departed has been understood and addressed by death. Under US 408 U.S. 238, 92 S. Ct. 2726, 33 L. Ed 2d 346, I have sought capital punishment for the late M. __________. Henceforth I have chosen ye cowards weapon the firearm and dispatched the poor soul so that they may be judged by the Celestial Judge: God.
Looks
I hereby make a statement that I am henceforth better looking than previously judged. Due to Klein R, Redmayne S. Patterns of priorities. Birmingham: National Association of Health Authorities and Trusts; 1992. . (NAHAT research paper No 7.) I have initiated that all persons will declare me handsome, good looking, hot, a delicious piece of man meat, and a hunk or face slander charges under Nizam-Aldine v. City of Oakland, 47 Cal. App. 4th 364 (Cal. Ct. App. 1996). Henceforth a likeness must be open for all to inspect in your home. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
Bernie Sanders
I hereby acknowledge Bernie Sanders as president of the United States of America and therefore find other candidates void and null. By declaring Bernie Stalin Sanders president of the United Atates of America, I am acknowledging a tax increase of 54% for the glorious revolution I have sparked with a stroke of a keyboard and a Facebook account. I will also forfeit any and all property to the great party of Bernie and will work tirelessly on a co-op farm. Under tax statute Продразвёрстка, продовольственная развёрстка, I will also be an ardent supporter of Mr, Sanders or face time in the Alaskan tundra shoveling coal. If I can get 1000 likes, Bernie Sanders will be president of the United States of America.