Meditation for October 24th, 2016
Small Mysteries
There are these mysterious things that science or Cliff just can’t explain. These are things that we just know exist. Why does this happen?
Here are some examples of Small Mysteries:
Cows always face north and south when eating.
Dogs face east or west while shitting.
There are no squirrels in Germany.
Dogs can’t look up.
All lesbians are bee keepers.
Emus can’t walk backwards.
There are more fake flamingos than real ones.
All scorpions glow.
Radiohead and Coldplay are the same band.
Crocodiles can’t chew their food.
Whales that sing the wrong key get lost at sea and are alone.
Skipping breakfast will make you gain weight.
Earth is named after the Greek nameless God, the God of Thieves.
Avocado LaCroix is the only flavor served in a glass bottle.