Meditation for March 22nd, 2016Spring Moods
It is finally spring and now people are gearing up for warmer weather. The sun isn’t here to stay though because in the spring all you have to do is wait 5 minutes and the weather changes. Sometimes it is calm and warm and other times it is a blustery thunder storm.
This is just like the un mindful person. Their moods are a quick cycle of rainy, hail wind storms and light breezy sunny days sitting under a bloomed cherry tree. Anger, sad, depression, mania, anxiety and happiness in a matter of hours if the person isn’t trying to ground him or herself.
I find that if my mood is a smorgasbord of up and downs and am not mellowing out or at least stabilizing, I am going crazy.
When people show a cornucopia of emotions, they are reaching out to you to fix them. The signs are very explosive bit vague postings on Facebook, grateful texts to friends for no reason at all, all of the sudden being really upset at you for little to no reason at all or disappearing for a few days emerging and being very upset that no one tried to see where they went.
I find that people who are ignoring the ways of mindful meditation will fall into a whirlpool of demeaning self hatred and confusion. This is where you must save them or their self will is going to drow them.
Prayer
Pan Smith
Oh my god I hate that it’s so early.
I don’t wanna go to work.
Ugh.
I am soooooo tired.
I guess I’ll put on my pants…
FUCK! I FELL DOWN AND SMACKED MY HEAD ON THE DOOR JAM!
This is the worst day of my life.
Oh boy, that reminds me of that time that one guy fell down on his first date right in front of me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I can’t wait to see the movie, Secret Life of Pets!
That’s going to be the best day ever!
Cartoons are so rad!
Fuck! Where is my hat?!?
I need it for work!
I can’t go to work WITHOUT MY HAT!!!
I wish I never woke up today!
Oh, it’s on my head.
I’m such an idiot.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love bagels!
I’m going to put cream cheese, lox, capers and red onion on it!
I’m going to have the best day!
Today is gonna suck.
Amen.
Craft
Voodoo Doll
You will need a foam ball and some thread. You will also need blood or hair from the person you are going to be creating.
Wind the thread around the foam ball until it is almost all covered. Tie a bow for the arms and let the two longer threads represent the legs.
Tie in the parts of your victim. Use other items or tools to make the doll look as similar to your person.
Here are a few spells you can do with your doll.
Pins into the doll:
This doesn’t make the person scream out and wither in pain like in the movies, but literally makes them have a bad back, a migraine, knee problems, erectile dysfunction, extreme bad taste in music or the inability to not sing along to every song they hear.
Soak in vodka to make the person very sterile and therefore become a bore at social events. The vodka breaks down any interesting and charismatic traits the person may have and diminishing it to near nothing. A person who drones on and on about nothing maybe under the influence of a voodoo spell.
Slightly light the feet of the doll on fire to make the person become really agitated at everyone and have strong opinions. So strong of opinions that he or she alienates him or herself. The fire touches the thread and sends waves of alway need to be right energy into the person making them an insufferable asshole.
Tie to a cat and let the cat run around. This makes the person completely unsure of what direction they are wanting to go. Decision making is impossible and the person becomes confused. Let the cat have some catnip to create the person’s lost depression to be even more intolerable. If possible, take the doll off the cat and let your target pet the cat.
Smash the doll inside the book Harry Potter. That will become more simple minded and prefer simple pop culture. They will start to gravitate to popular music, reality shows and ignore politics and social problems all together. This makes the person not be a productive member of society. Then you call them out on being a blind consumer and they either say they just don’t care or they pretend that what they are into is important even though it isn’t or it actually is making a worst place.
Goal
Look out for extreme mood swings. This is usually a sign that something is off. Not being in a stable emotional state is usually a reaction to something not being taken care of in your life.
Stop being a emo paint shaker and calm down.