Meditation for November 27th, 2016
The Giant Panda is Stupid
The Giant Panda is the dumbest animal ever. It might be cute, but it is an idiot.
A Giant Panda is a carnivore, but instead of eating meat like its digestive system is made for, these giant dumb dumbs eat fucking bamboo. Bamboo!
While some idiot hippies will tell you how beneficial a vegan diet is, the Giant Panda doesn’t have the energy to even fuck and make more Giant Pandas. Their stupid diet is costing them the survival of their species.
Human involvement is the only reason these brainless bears survive. Most Panda babies are born in captivity, and only because of artificial insemination. If humans didn’t stick their noses in other animal businesses all the fucking time, Giant Pandas would be instinct.
Nature really failed in creating the Giant Panda. God was really lacking His usual omnipresence and omnipotence when He was in the workshop fucking around and making Panda bears.
This is proof that there are some people that exist that are completely worthless and is actually unable to survive without other people’s involvement. Nature, or God, isn’t going to fucking sort it out.
This also says that the weak can survive just as well as the strong as long as there are those that are codependent.