Meditation for November 28th, 2016
The Marijuana Candidate
Donald Trump and his transition team is now trying to put together their cabinet and get ready to take the reigns from President Obama while the press is still reeling trying to figure out how Mr. President elect Donald J. Trump won.
Our crack team of award winning journalists have gone undercover and gone over the facts, and we have come up with the culprit: marijuana.
Before the legality of marijuana in several states, most of the country was subdued and practiced safe drinking. Most people were politically centralist only teetering just barely into the realms of Republicans and Democrats. Only a few pot farmers in rural America were radicalized Christian Right wing nuts.
Then the marijuana started becoming legal. The smoke and edibles ate at the synapses and caused the very nature of logic and rational thought to disappear and an angry selfish self sabatoging conscience to become the dominate thought force.
During the November elections several states legalized recreational marijuana, medical marijuana, or expanded rights to marijuana.
Our undercover journalists uncovered the method in which the marijuana/Trump/alt-right benefactors help spread the green herbs evil tentacles on our now fragile democracy.
The voters showed up to the voting booths blazed on the weeds. The marijuana fogged the voters’ ability to make rational decisions.
Before the clean minded voters’ had a chance to feel an emotion, Donald J. Trump gave his acceptance speech.
No one could react because of the cornocopious amount of weeds flooding the country from Afghanistan by way of the former Soviet Union. Any idea that was presented by Marijuana Channelers, people with the gift to bend the wills of the high psychically, as undisputed truth. This is how Russia has found a way to undermine American democracy.
If you find yourself dabbing everyday and wanting America to be a Zionist utopia for European Americans, there is help. Put down the bong and the Bible and start drinking pure wood grain alcohol.
When you sit there in your bed feeling the loneliness and impending doom of what the next four years will be like, remember, marijuana is what got us here.