Tag: daily meditations

Meditation for August 2nd, 2016 Grieve Your Own Death If you’re a real ego-maniac or you absolutely abhor yourself – or if you’re special and share the two together – you may have fantasized about witnessing your own funeral.  You float down from the ether as a spirit and hover over your family and loved […]

Meditation for August 1st, 2016 The Meninist Sacrifice Men. Men have been around for nearly as long as women. They have penises. And now they are dealing with the greatest threat to their existence: reverse sexism. Just kidding, there’s no such thing. Men have just gotten to the point where their 10,000 year old shenanigans […]

Meditation for July 31st, 2016 How To 3rd Party A lot of you are upset that you will be picking between the lesser of two evils this November (God! We don’t vote till November! We have to endure this for another three months!?!). Some of you will be ‘voting your conscience’ and choosing to vote […]

Meditation for July 29th, 2016  Don’t Stop, Get Pissed A lot has been written on trying to live anger free lives. We want to be able to not let anger rule our emotional well-being. Some say resentment is the number one offender of spiritual stability. Anger isn’t a primary emotion. It is the reaction to […]

Meditation for July 28th, 2016 Enjoy Every Moment You only live once. You need to just take a deep breath and enjoy every moment. The amount of stress you put on yourself staying busy and being too focused on the future is making it impossible to really sit down and enjoy each moment as they […]

Meditation for July 27th, 2016 The Language of Gods At one point in history God came down to earth disguised as a burning bush and then a super bright light and talked. It sounds like for about three hundred years God would wander out of the desert, be disappointed with His chosen people, correct the […]

Meditation for July 25th, 2016 The Portland Book of the Dead One must carry the dead down Vista from the hills and onto Broadway via Burnside and ending at the river Willamette. One must give the dead a prayer so that the dead can find the land of the dead in the rain forests. This […]

Meditation for July 24th, 2016 Ailuromancy Ailuromancy is the fortune telling method of reading cats. This has been used for centuries to help divine the future. Ailuromancy was the number one method of meteorology until 1966 when someone decided to send up a weather balloon, but a cat is kept on hand to make sure […]

Meditation for July 23rd, 2016 An Open Letter Careful. I’m about to write this here letter to someone I don’t know. It’s probably someone famous or a group of people and you probably don’t like as well. You are very excited to read this letter because it is about time someone wrote a letter to […]