Tag: daily meditations

Meditation for December 3rd, 2016 The Duel In the olden days, men settled scores with duels. They would shoot each other and whomever won, won the argument.  Now days we pretend to be men,  it because of stupid made up shit like laws and etiquette and maybe a little bit of ethics, we deal with […]

Meditation for December 2nd, 2016 Beauty Secrets Nothing makes a person uglier that when a person reads a menu that is up high on the wall. You squint your eyes and leave your mouth agape for a long period of time. This is enough time for a future love to see your stupid face and […]

Meditation for December 1st, 2016 Tuesday is the Only Day One Can Live in the Moment One of the common factors that all self-help, religious, and spiritual practices is living in the moment. There is one day a week that it is easier than others to live in the moment, and that is Tuesdays.  If […]

Meditation for November 30th, 2016 Lying is Lying Holiday Edition  Tomorrow children from all over the Christian world will begin opening the windows in their little advent calendar to be bribed by chocolate to believe a lie; the lie that Santa is real. A lie is a lie, so why is faking a fat guy […]

Meditation for November 29th, 2016 The Soviet Union You know when life was simple? When we lived in the shadow of the Soviet Union annihalting us off the face of the planet with nuclear missles everyday. It was a clear and understandable evil political and economical system of communism. The Red Scare kept us up […]

Meditation for November 28th, 2016 The Marijuana Candidate Donald Trump and his transition team is now trying to put together their cabinet and get ready to take the reigns from President Obama while the press is still reeling trying to figure out how Mr. President elect Donald J. Trump won.  Our crack team of award […]

Meditation for November 27th, 2016 The Giant Panda is Stupid The Giant Panda is the dumbest animal ever. It might be cute, but it is an idiot.  A Giant Panda is a carnivore, but instead of eating meat like its digestive system is made for, these giant dumb dumbs eat fucking bamboo. Bamboo! While some […]

Meditation for November 26th, 2016 Avant-Garde Before I delve into this meditation I must define what avant-garde means. It comes from the commandos that went ahead of the army to survey and warn of upcoming dangers. They were the “fore-garde”. How does this translate to art? These artists are ahead of culture and are coming […]

Meditation for November 25th, 2016 Tugboat Willy Versus The Silent Movie There are three kinds of ways a person thinks. The first, the more popular way to think and the one we don’t care about, is just an open mouth breathing selfish organism.  The other two are Tugboat Willy and the Silent Movie.  The Tugboat […]