Tag: meditation

Meditation for August 6th, 2016 Olympian Clown Camp Oh, good. The Olympics started yesterday in Brazil. The drama. The excitement. The world’s best athletes try and win gold. U.S. wants to have more gold than those pesky commies China and ex-commies, but still our main adversary, Russia. Hope Russia doesn’t cheat like last time.  The […]

Meditation for August 5th, 2016 Witchcraft Wards Witches put spells on you. Most of you don’t even realize that you are under some witches magical hex. You may think that what you are doing is free will, but in reality you are under the control of a witch.  If you are already under a spell, […]

Meditation for August 4th, 2016 Dream Glossary When we dream, our subconcience springs to life and tries to figure out the universes mysteries. Dreams rely on images that spell out the universe’s language.  These are some of the most common images and what they mean in our dreams.  Being chased You are either not doing […]

Meditation for August 3rd, 2016   Angel Hunting Angels are a formidable game. They do not understand death the way we mortals do, so guns and sharp pointy things will not end an angel. An angel must be baited, tricked into coming to earth, trapped and then killed. Angles are also hard to hunt because […]

Meditation for August 2nd, 2016 Grieve Your Own Death If you’re a real ego-maniac or you absolutely abhor yourself – or if you’re special and share the two together – you may have fantasized about witnessing your own funeral.  You float down from the ether as a spirit and hover over your family and loved […]

Meditation for August 1st, 2016 The Meninist Sacrifice Men. Men have been around for nearly as long as women. They have penises. And now they are dealing with the greatest threat to their existence: reverse sexism. Just kidding, there’s no such thing. Men have just gotten to the point where their 10,000 year old shenanigans […]

Meditation for July 31st, 2016 How To 3rd Party A lot of you are upset that you will be picking between the lesser of two evils this November (God! We don’t vote till November! We have to endure this for another three months!?!). Some of you will be ‘voting your conscience’ and choosing to vote […]

Meditation for July 30th, 2016 Some Things Have to be Believed to be Seen We have this great tool at our finger tips called the World Wide Web. It is like a super information library right at our finger tips. We can access it from our mobile phone. If we want to to know something, […]

Meditation for July 29th, 2016  Don’t Stop, Get Pissed A lot has been written on trying to live anger free lives. We want to be able to not let anger rule our emotional well-being. Some say resentment is the number one offender of spiritual stability. Anger isn’t a primary emotion. It is the reaction to […]

Meditation for July 28th, 2016 Enjoy Every Moment You only live once. You need to just take a deep breath and enjoy every moment. The amount of stress you put on yourself staying busy and being too focused on the future is making it impossible to really sit down and enjoy each moment as they […]